Correct, and very succinct.

My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him

some info on bees and wasps 

women’s appearance is often viewed as existing on a scale from unattractive to attractive, but that’s way too benign a conceptualization. the reality is that we exist on a scale from dehumanized to acceptable. attractiveness is just one of many qualities that a human might have; for us, physical configurations are often matters of life and death. our bodies determine whether we’ll be treated w some degree of basic human decency, or whether we’ll be utterly discarded by the world. meeting the criteria for women’s appearance under patriarchy is not a question of mere attractiveness but of emotional and physical survival 

Aries: The anticipation will have you at the edge of your seat aries. Try to occupy your mind with other things, it will make the time pass faster. If you do it well enough, you’ll forget to balance and fall out of your seat, killing you instantly.

Taurus: Money troubles Taurus? Try growing new bones and selling them to bone farmers for extra cash. If you get good enough at it, you can use wholesalers.

Gemini: You insecurities are largely unfounded. In reality, you should be stressing over the set of flaws you actually do have.

Cancer: Spice up your work day by attaching electrodes to your nipples that shock you at random intervals. Nothing makes you live in the moment like the constant threat of sudden intense pain.

Leo: Spend some time with your lover to practice for your much larger international time laundering scheme.

Virgo: If the winter is giving you trouble virgo, try dehydrating yourself and grinding yourself into a fine powdered concentrate to be rehydrated in the spring. 

Libra: The stars say it is important that you watch a couple documentaries on the history of metallurgy. The stars say to learn as much as you can about crucible steel specifically.

Scorpio: Remember at the end of the day, most problems come down to the material world. Take some comfort in knowing that most material things are not resistant to explosives. 

Ophiuchus: Do not prepare to see your reflection in the window of a chick-fil-a today and be suddenly struck with the existential horror of being trapped in a phsyical body. The sensation will fade quickly as you enjoy your sandwitch.

Sagittarius: Looks like some spiritual inspiration is on your way Sagittarius! Specifically from the Orishan diety Oko, known for hunting heretical sorcerers.

Capricorn: The stars say you’ve been busy recently. Be careful not to overload yourself! Even spending time with loved ones can be draining. Try keeping a thermos of fresh blood with you at all times.

Aquarius: Overcome your social anxiety by joining the WWE. This is the only option.

Pisces: If you’re having trouble promoting your personal projects, try breaking into peoples homes and subscribing to yourself for them! Interact with the community! Illegally! At night! Without them knowing!

Whoa

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse

gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy